Retainer fee, discrete private detective service, $2800.00

Two tickets, first class airfare to the south of France, $3200.00

Rental, secluded Mediterranean villa with private boat house, $8750.00

Rental, 30 foot cabin cruiser, $4500.00

One bottle, vintage French champagne, $375.00

Preparations, one large galvanized steel tub and ten bags of quick drying cement, $124.00

Watching your unfaithful wife's dying expression in the mirror as you put the ice pick through her brain, Priceless

For everything else there's MasterCard